Fun with Al Qaeda!
OK folks, you want 'em, we got 'em! Al Qaeda jokes. Each and every one fresh from the pen today, October 9, 2005. Frankly though, Al Qaeda has become such a joke I expect others have come up with these as well. It's just too easy!
Where is Al Qaeda headquarters in Iraq?
Baghad
Fallujah
Mosel
Ramadi
Sammara
Tal Afar
Haditha
gas station restroom in Syria
How long do you have to be an Al Qaeda member to become number two in Iraq?
Three days: one day to join, one day to be promoted to second in command, and one day in the job.
What does Al Qaeda call someone who thinks twenty percent of the Iraqi population is a larger number than eighty percent of the Iraqi population?
Global Strategist
What does Al Qaeda call having most of its leadership killed or captured?
Cross-training
Why didn't Ali join Al Qaeda and become an Al Qaeda suicide bomber?
He put the round peg in the round hole.
Why does Bin Laden dream of being the Supreme Leader of a Global Islamic Caliphate?
Napoleon was already taken.
What do you call two elderly Arabs hiding in a cave in the middle of nowhere?
Al Qaeda
Where is Al Qaeda headquarters in Iraq?
Fallujah
Mosel
Ramadi
Sammara
Tal Afar
Haditha
How long do you have to be an Al Qaeda member to become number two in Iraq?
Three days: one day to join, one day to be promoted to second in command, and one day in the job.
What does Al Qaeda call someone who thinks twenty percent of the Iraqi population is a larger number than eighty percent of the Iraqi population?
Global Strategist
What does Al Qaeda call having most of its leadership killed or captured?
Cross-training
Why didn't Ali join Al Qaeda and become an Al Qaeda suicide bomber?
He put the round peg in the round hole.
Why does Bin Laden dream of being the Supreme Leader of a Global Islamic Caliphate?
Napoleon was already taken.
What do you call two elderly Arabs hiding in a cave in the middle of nowhere?
Al Qaeda
posted by IR1 at 8:16 AM
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Hello Steve
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Steve
May 16,2006
I have finally seen fit to explain the second joke. I know it appears the answer should be two days. After all our supposed terrorist has already made second in command on day two. This, in fact, is part of the joke which is a pretty juvenile pun. Our terrorist lad "becomes number two" on day three when he turns to sh*t because he's dead. I wrote this during a period when it seemed like the "number two al qaeda man" was getting killed every other day.
Steve
May 16,2006
I have finally seen fit to explain the second joke. I know it appears the answer should be two days. After all our supposed terrorist has already made second in command on day two. This, in fact, is part of the joke which is a pretty juvenile pun. Our terrorist lad "becomes number two" on day three when he turns to sh*t because he's dead. I wrote this during a period when it seemed like the "number two al qaeda man" was getting killed every other day.
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