MY TOP 10 UNDENIABLE TRUTHS FOR 2005
Another post by guest blogger Bill. This is getting embarrassing. I'm either going to have to write more myself or turn this blog over to him. Hmmmm... maybe I can just take credit for his posts...?
10. There is nothing real about reality TV. If you want reality turn off the TV, get off the couch, and get a life.
9. Plastic packaging is out of control. I bought a plastic comb the other day and there was more plastic in the package than the comb, probably enough to make two more combs.
8. With scientists around the world working on an alternative to fossil fuel, there is still none in sight. It's too bad we can't run our cars & power plants on plastic. We seem to have an endless supply of that.
7. Dan Ratters obvious liberal bias was bound to backfire on him eventually.
6. Europeans so called recent disdain for Americans is nothing new. It started way back when we left Europe came over here and started calling ourselves Americans.
5. I'm still waiting for the flood of terrorists that was according to (anti gun rights liberals) going to come to America and buy their assault rifles after the Clinton gun ban sunset in Sept. 2004.
4. It's no wonder that the Hollywood left feels compelled to espouse their political ideas. After all their entire careers are based on pretending to be someone they are not.
3. The ACLU is now more worried about our children looking at a Christmas tree than pornography.
2. Democrats think they lost the 2004 presidential election because they were not able to explain or sell their ideas properly. They still don't get it. It was the ideas themselves that lost them the election not the way they were presented. We got it and we didn't want it.
1. Christian extremists think that you need to be saved. Muslim extremists think that you need to be dead.
10. There is nothing real about reality TV. If you want reality turn off the TV, get off the couch, and get a life.
9. Plastic packaging is out of control. I bought a plastic comb the other day and there was more plastic in the package than the comb, probably enough to make two more combs.
8. With scientists around the world working on an alternative to fossil fuel, there is still none in sight. It's too bad we can't run our cars & power plants on plastic. We seem to have an endless supply of that.
7. Dan Ratters obvious liberal bias was bound to backfire on him eventually.
6. Europeans so called recent disdain for Americans is nothing new. It started way back when we left Europe came over here and started calling ourselves Americans.
5. I'm still waiting for the flood of terrorists that was according to (anti gun rights liberals) going to come to America and buy their assault rifles after the Clinton gun ban sunset in Sept. 2004.
4. It's no wonder that the Hollywood left feels compelled to espouse their political ideas. After all their entire careers are based on pretending to be someone they are not.
3. The ACLU is now more worried about our children looking at a Christmas tree than pornography.
2. Democrats think they lost the 2004 presidential election because they were not able to explain or sell their ideas properly. They still don't get it. It was the ideas themselves that lost them the election not the way they were presented. We got it and we didn't want it.
1. Christian extremists think that you need to be saved. Muslim extremists think that you need to be dead.
posted by IR1 at 8:36 AM
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